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Hitman

If someone hates you and wants you dead they will hire a hitman to come and kill you for money.
Ruby: I fucking hate you Rebecca!
Rebecca: are you intimidated you bitch, be jealous of my hair all you want.
Ruby(later that night): I’m borrowing your phone dad!!
Hitman Rogers: On it, she’s a cunt.
Rebecca’s bitch of a mum the next day: Rebecca will no longer be attending school.
by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass November 4, 2019
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hitman

Also called Cleaners, many hitmen today do very unexciting work. Mostly just making people's spouses (who they've paid to off them)look like they accidentally got in a car crash. Unlike in the movies, hitmen can be old, out of shape, unsophistocated, unrelated to any mobs and can also occasionally be women. Hitmen don't kill because they like it, necessarily, just because they like the money.

See cleaner. Also, they are in an off way related to bounty hunters, who are self employed persons who hunt for hitment.
The hitman was paid 10 grand to off the woman's husband.

"It's nothing personal, it's just business," the hitman said as he put the gun to his head.
by toee May 24, 2006
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Lube the Hitman

Mafia hitman of the 1930's who killed his victims by forcing them to ingest large quantities of lube. Lube is known to have killed at least seven different men in and around Portland, Oregon.

Lube was known to wear spandex underneath his trenchcoat, thus he was also know at Moose Knuckle
Snipe: Lube the hitman is one bad dude
Gypsy: Yeah.... he sucks at halo
by Lustrious March 4, 2008
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pull a hitman

in the popular game "left 4 dead", if one of the members of your team gets boomed on and the other three get secured (hunted or smoked) and the boomed guy cannot clear them and they die, this is known as "pulling a hitman"
he cant save them, hes going to pull a hitman!
by little ten ten February 4, 2010
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Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

A perfectly good manga that is slowly being ruined by its kiddy anime counterpart and numerous fangirls on fanfiction.net and Quizilla who enjoy writing shitty self-insert fanfics and horrible yaoi. However, the Japanese fans of this animanga are much better, as they can actually draw pictures and publish some pretty damn good doujinshi as well. Even most of the Asian fans, who usually come from the Philippines/Korea/China draw good fanart. The North Americans and Europeans mostly write fanfiction. 90% of the time it's a self-insert, and 10% it's an actual fic with plot.

80% of this fandom is yaoi, since there are very few female characters in the series. Also, most of the primarily GOOD fanfiction is on Live Journal. Katekyo Hitman Reborn! serializes in Shonen Jump! weekly but translations come out late most of the time. The main character is Tsunayoshi 'Tsuna' Sawada, a boy who is bad at academics and sports. He meets an infant hitman Reborn who later becomes his tutor, as Tsuna is to be the tenth boss of the Vongola family.

This manga is also interesting because it uses numbers in response to the character's names. For example, Tsuna is 27 because tsu= 2 and na= 7. Something like that. All in all, Katekyo Hitman Reborn! is decent for a manga. Although the fanbase is mostly made up of avid fangirls, the characters are memorable (and hot, even) and the antagonists are quite cool.

P.S. the Arcobaleno arc is a filler, SO STOP FUCKING ASKING IF THE MANGA AND ANIME WILL GO DIFFERENT WAYS NOW.
Fangirl 1: I CLAIM HIBARI!11111 HE'S SO SEXY OMG AND I ALSO CLAIM MUKURO CUZ HE'S SO HAWWTTT!!11

Random Fan: Oh Jesus. Someone get a horse tranquilizer here, stat.

Jerry thinks that Katekyo Hitman Reborn! has way too many obsessive, yaoi, stalker-ish fangirls.
by Did_your_mom July 18, 2009
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Hitman Copypasta

The Hitman Copypasta
Ah well, I guess I'll just contact the mods and get your IP.
Unfortunately for you, this has been a slow month, so I have a lot of free time. I rarely kill for pleasure nowadays, but you pissed me off enough. Expect me in a week.

Created by /b/tards on 10/7/2013
You see that new Copypasta out there?
Yeah, the Hitman Copypasta one? Im pretty scared dude.
by m00tykins4 October 7, 2013
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hitman 1

The pair of pilots that fly for the mercenary group sicario in project wingman
Hitman 1 WSO president is the best waifu of aviation

Hitman 1 pilot monarch is the best husbando
by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA December 8, 2020
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