hessage

Yeah, it a message from a dude named Meaven.

"Hey man, what did you get in the mail?"
"Yeah, I just got a hessage."

by The Law 72 February 11, 2014

Sexual hisasser

Someone who makes unwanted or inappropriate sexual advances to a dude

That cougar I work with hit on this guy from the custodial pool, she is a total sexual hisasser

by Davedale August 9, 2019

Hessam

A very goodlooking, handsome, hot, sexy and awesome iranian who is loved by many .

He was really hessam.
damn check that hessam out.

by aaatteesh paareh January 3, 2009

Hassatou

Smart, funny, goddess, stunning, beautiful, shy and awkward. Sweetest girl you’ll ever meet though.

Get you a Hassatou

by zuesthegodoflighting June 17, 2018

Hisham Moment

A Hisham Moment - often abbreviated to HM - is best described as a divinely blissful feeling, achieved when a confluence of factors come together in a surprising and unintended manner to create enlightened ecstasy. Its origins date back to Hisham II, the third Ummayyad Caliph of Spain. Originally the caliph in 976, he was held hostage in 1009 and lost the throne. His Hisham Moment came when against all odds, he was reinstated as Caliph by Slavic troops of the Caliphate in 1010.

Notable examples of Hisham Moments includes fathers on the Maury Povich show when they are told You Are Not the Father following a paternity test.

Note: Hisham Moments are not to be confused with Miracles, which actually require Godly intervention

Having been with his vegan wife for 4 years, Hisham had all but given up on trying to convince her to partake in the joys of eating meat and all its derivatives. Mother Nature however had other plans for our newlyweds, and upon reaching the second trimester of her pregnancy, Kinza began to feel urges and cravings towards meat. She eventually succumbed to her desires and instructed Hisham that she wanted a burger. He chuckled, believing it to be a wind-up. So she grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and screamed "Does it look like I'm joking?" It was then that it finally dawned on him what those words meant. Something he never dared dream of, even in his wildest imaginations. He gulped. Then gulped again. Then a smile appeared on his face, as his lips began to quiver and his eyes began to water, and he nodded. He nodded in approval like no man has ever nodded before. For he was basking in the Hisham Moment and savouring every second of it - the moment his wife finally joined him in enjoying a burger.

Francis: I saw Janine sneak into your room last night you cheeky bastard, go on then, spill the beans
Jamal: Haha yea, she always gets frisky after badminton. I happened to be standing there as soon as she finished her set
Francis: Well? How was she? Surprise sex is the best sex
Jamal: It was definitely unexpected, but not a Hisham Moment by any stretch of the imagination. She just lay there like a possum while I did all the work
Francis: Ouch. Well every hole's a goal mate

by DoesSheEvenGoHere October 11, 2017

Omar Hassan

A thin and tall black boy, despite him known for playing lots of games, he constantly excersises and has fun. He is a social man and if you're his friend, well, you're going to have a great time. Omar is an Arabic word and so is Hassan.

Noun:
Man : I wish Omar Hassan is my friend
Man 2 : Same :(

by Goodleh April 12, 2017

Shuhei Hisagi

One of the most AMAZING anime characters ever. He is from the hit anime/manga Bleach and is possibly the sexiest character on the tv show. He is strong and independent. He is very smart, having a position in the 13 court gaurd squads before he graduated. He is a very talented shinigami. He currently has the position of Lieutenant of Squad 9. He has a scar and tattoos most distict a '69' on his face which he got in inspiration from someone who save his life when he was younger. The three scars across his left eye are from a hollow attack when he and two others were training a group of shinigami trainees. His fellow teachers dead, he stayed behind to distracthe hollow to let the trainees escape. The hollow slashed his eye. On his arms and around his neck he has exploding tattoos. He has yet to achive bankai and his zanpakuto is sort of rouge. He plays guitar and has written 3 books. He even brought a motercycle back from the World of the Living.

Shinigami 1: Look at that it's Shuhei Hisagi!
Shinigami 2: I know! He's the Lieutenant of Squad 9!
Shinigami 1: Isn't Shuhei just amazing?
Shinigami 2: He's a very respectable person.

by Vulf December 23, 2012