hired guns

Attractive young women hired to work at an establishment based solely on their sex appeal. Examples of hired guns are pretty girls that work as bartenders in upscale bars, clubs and lounges. Hired guns can also be strippers or sexy young ladies that work in mens clothing stores or waitresses in restaurants. Hired guns are good at getting men to spend absurd amounts of money by simply flirting with them. It can be particularly difficult to pick up a girl that is working as a hired gun because these chicks get hit on by men on a regular basis at their jobs. Also, many hired guns are just doing their job by flirting with men and are not trying to get picked up anyway. Many of these girls may be stuck up from constant sexual advances. Many businesses, like the restaurant Hooters, are based entirely upon the employment of hired guns. As the saying goes, "sex sells".

Me: "I spent $300 at the club last night, at the bar alone, because there was this bad ass light-skin black chick with triple D titties and a fat ass working behind the bar. I though to myself "Oh my god...That's my wife!" So I kept on going going back to the bar to buy drinks from her the whole night. She was all smiling at me alot. After about five Hennessy's and Cokes ,I gushed and whispered in her ear that I thought she was beautiful. Soon enough she told me she had a boyfriend. I'm a fucking dumbass."

Friend: "You gotta have some serious game to pull one of those bitches. She's one of them hired guns. "

by Stay Intoxicated Never Sober December 21, 2008

Horked

When you extremely outplay your opponent.

Bro did you see what Xposed did last night? He horked all over Wrecky for $200 each.

by zSplits August 7, 2018

Horked

Canadian Slang: To Steal

You horked my Beer.

by RheaJ April 22, 2009

Hired guns

It’s when a company has to hire a couple pigeons because they can’t get good help

Why do we have to go with hired guns

by Workforce November 12, 2019

Quiet Hired

When an employer refuses to acknowledge an employee’s increase in worth with an increase in salary.

Employee: “Hello company, I’ve been in the same position for 10 years. I’ve been successful. I work nights and weekends. I take on additional work and responsibilities. I love what I do. I feel though that my relationship with this company is one sided. I feel that I have invested way more into this company than it has invested into me. I would like a pay raise and a promotion that aligns better with responsibilities I have accumulated over the years. "

Company: “…….. ”

Employee: “Oh no! I’ve been quiet hired!”

by Marry Swanson August 26, 2022

getting hired

The positive result of putting in an application. Also known as getting a blowjob, handjob or any other sexual job.

"Getting hired is a lot harder when the girls are sober."

"So Vaughn did you get hired last night?"
"No..."

"Dude I put in like 5 apps...I better get hired."

by joey bananas May 8, 2008

Hinked

To be high on marijuana and drunk at the same time.

damn, im fuckin hinked

by Triple Se7en January 7, 2006