hired

A combination of being both high and tired.

Dude 1: "Dude, I waked and baked, and I also hired yesterday."
Dude 2: "Kewl."

by spencer hardwood February 23, 2008

hired help

An escort or prostitute. Usually a higher class escort.Common usage: an escort specifically hired by a couple for a threeesome.

Damn, I saw that hired help Javon and Kristi got and she was frigging unbelieveable.

by pheebee August 22, 2008

alex hirsch

A brown-headed, 28 year old who looks like the goat guy from Narnia. Creator of Gravity Falls. In the Illuminati.

"You know. Alex Hirsch? The goat guy from Narnia?"

by taylorswiftishot13 February 6, 2014

Emile Hirsch

the hottest person in the movie Lords of Dogtown..i wanted to lick the movie!! JK

omg Emile Hirsch is the hottest thing ever!

by times2 July 2, 2005

Emile Hirsch

Emile is an amazing actor who is in movies such as The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Imaginary Heroes, Lords of Dogtown, The Emperors Club, The Mudge Boy, The Girl Next Door, etc...

Emile Hirsch is the most talented actor on the face of the planet.

by euphemystic August 27, 2005

token hire

Unqualified minority brought on board by a company hoping to provide the appearance of racial diversity in its workforce.

Although she was widely known to be incompetent, Youlanda was sometimes able to find work as a token hire.

by Saw It Happen July 28, 2010

Hire harold

A saying used for when you need some help, usually in the game "Farming Simulator"

A term originally used by the YouTuber BILLSTMAXX in his Farm Sim Saturday Series

I'm gonna hire Harold to get some work done.

by pumpedrowdy February 9, 2023