Hypstercrit

adjective

Someone who condescends those who conform, while pontificating their supposedly unique, ironic and disinterested persona, wearing contrasting styles from high-street shops, from their iPhone.

John - "Look what Dave's wearing, he's just given up, he looks like someone's uncle, I'll never end up like that!"

Eddie - "He just doesn't take himself too seriously. Man, you're such a hypstercrite!"

by MajorEyeswater September 10, 2014

hipstergaters

A word commonly used in place of goodbye, or see ya later.
Best used when leaving a group chat.

"Cya later, hipstergaters!"

by superedgyboi69-10+10-3+4-1=69g February 7, 2017

Hipstercrite

Someone who claims not to be a hipster, mocks others for being hipsters, but is in fact themselves a hipster. This usually applies to all hipsters as it a very rare hipster indeed that will admit to being a hipster.

After Bob rolled his eyes at the entire menagerie of kids at the bar, he then proceeded to order a PBR, thus confirming my suspicion that he is a total hipstercrite.

by Shanetrain3000 March 19, 2013

Hipstercritical

Criticizing or dismissing something 'mainstream' to sound cool and hip

Hipstercrite: The hunger games is so lame, it's pretty much battle royale (has never seen battle royale, overheard this)

Person: Stop being so hipstercritical man

by ReginaFalange September 5, 2013

hipstercrite

someone who accuses you of being a hipster, while clearly being a hipster themselves.

as per levi douglas jacobs, OG oakland hipster and bona-fide hipstercrite

twitter.com/ShitLeviSays

by sweet molasses June 14, 2014

Hypstercrite

A person who despises and makes fun of hipsters, while in reality, he/she is a hipster themselves.

Justin: Nice wolf shirt and beanie, you dirty hipster!

Tyler: Nice scarf, Ray Ban's and tight pants. God, you're such a hypstercrite.

by DrJones14 April 3, 2011

hipsterization

The process by which young people with tight pants use an abundance of coffee shops to simultaneously ruin and enhance my city.

Vancouver has fallen victim to hipsterization :(

by notmiranda March 31, 2016