Hippocritopotamus

one who is overweight and makes hypocriteical comments.

Sasha is fat and just made a hypocriteical comment, he is a Hippocritopotamus.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

hippocrite

a fat bitch who is a hypocrite

"yoooo, that bitch is a hippocrite"

by jajayyyyy February 23, 2009

Royal Hippogriff

A wizard swear made popular by Goyle in the Very Potter Musical

This sucks royal hippogriff!

by imarielle August 1, 2009

Hippocripple

a hypocrite that was crippled by a hippopotamus

"Whoa, isn't she a hippocripple?"

by TIIKKETMASTER December 15, 2019

hippocraptic

the beast, not only in mass but nostrils.
She can't run but she sure can roll with effects of a lava flow.
A mathematical mind that can fool all.

"Whats that an earthquake?"
"No, its just Miss Hippocraptic!"

by well wisher July 8, 2007

Hippicripple

Someone who is stuck in a perpetual state of hypocrisy.

1: Conor was being a hypocrite again yesterday
2: God, I swear he's hippicrippled.

by broofmo March 8, 2017

Hippocritter

Meaning hypocrite in a silly way

“You’re such a hippocritter! You just told me to stop touching the paintings but you’re doing it now!”

by #imbetter July 8, 2023