A Jackson Hinkle is the sweaty paste you scrape off the bottom of a dictators gooch area. Often smells of shame and taco meat.
We tried to get intimate but as soon as he took of his pants I could smell the Jackson Hinkle. I almost puked.
by Unedited Andy December 11, 2022
by weed skeed July 9, 2022
The act of paying for the services of a high-priced escort in furtherance of establishing a chauvinist, gigachad caliber social media presence to get money from ad revenue so that you may continue to pay for your high-priced escort. Ergo, the cycle continues ad infinitum (until your subscribers get wise to your scheme, which doesn't happen).
Jackson Hinkle pioneered The Hinkle Cycle as a surefire way to get laid and get clicks on Twitter after sustaining a hand injury from constantly punching the clown.
by Quicksave September 5, 2023
comes from the Witherspoon dictionary of thoughtfulness.
n. an unbirthday gift.
n. a gift just because
n. an unbirthday gift.
n. a gift just because
by celtic maiden September 14, 2010
by Thaeee_hahaha November 9, 2021