It’s All Fair in Hindsight

When looking back at an event and thinking that no matter how wrong it went, it was still a fair experience

‘It’s all fair in hindsight!’

‘Dude you’re the only person I know who’s injured themselves in an Ambulance’

by IdiotIdioms January 18, 2020

Hindsight Bragging

Hindsight bragging occurs when a person achieves success in some form. During the process ,before the success, the person internally was unsure and lacking confidence yet still succeeded. After the success the person that tells everyone with a confident air that they knew all along that they were gonna succeed.

Mark- Yo i heard you passed your dui with a b.a.c. of 2.5.

Joey-Yep, right when i got pulled over i knew i had the cop beat

-Hindsight bragging-

by PseudoNympho666 September 15, 2011

Hindsight Premonitions

The act of stating that you had a premonition of something that had happened in the past, however, the first time that you have told anybody about the premonition was afterwards, rendering it questionable and useless. Coined by Hamish & Andy.

Hamish: Oh my god, I had a dream last night that that horse would win.

Andy: Uhhh, you're not magic; you can't get Hindsight Premonitions.

by Ryryq November 30, 2009

Hindsight is 420

A phrase to console someone who regrets not bringing their weed to a get-together.

Gair: "Bruh you usually look faded by this time on a Friday, what's up?"
Mikel: "Man I thought this was gonna be a sober thing so I didn't bring my herbs, now I'm looking back wishing I had come prepared."
Gair: "Damn that's why your eyes look so clear - your hindsight is 420."

by daltonjfk December 17, 2019

hoe hindsight

The hindsight or gut feeling that someone you are interested in is a hoe, or that they are a terrible person to date.

Guy 1: “Damn, how’d it go with Stacy last night? I heard you guys broke up.”

Guy 2: “Yeah, I didn’t have any hoe hindsight when I met her. I didn’t realize she was “dating” 4 other dudes.”

by fartmunchkin69 November 19, 2021

Hindsight fuck

A chick that ya didn't fuck, but if you could go back, you'd definitely fuck her.

D, if 2016 Lincoln was calling the shots, 2006 Lincoln would have definitely fucked her. (Hindsight fuck) Respect brother. 👍

by Ticketyboo's mate potsy July 21, 2016

Hindsight Fantasy

The depressing act of fantasizing about what you would have done differently if you knew what you know now.

"I would've stopped her from going out for a jog that day if I knew she'd get hit by a jumbo jet, she'd still be alive and so would the passengers on flight 123 and I would become a total hero and not have to keep working this stupid job"
"That's a nice hindsight fantasy, but keep on scrubbin' - those dishes ain't gonna clean themselves."

by agnerypershiiion November 25, 2014