Himalayan Ketchup

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Gosha can chug 266.4 mL worth of Himalayan ketchup.

Himalayan Ketchup by A Rad Lad October 6, 2017

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Himalayan Handy

When you and your buddy are climbing a mountain and they freeze to death, so you rip off their arm and give yourself a handjob with it.

“I got a Himalayan Handy while climbing Everest, it was the best nut I ever had.”

Himalayan Handy by NutinyourTella June 9, 2019

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Himiltina

A cavewoman who was born with a cubic shape and deeply resembles a man. Highly enjoys the act of sucking toes, preferably sweaty, hairy ones. Can often be found wearing tropical themed clothing. Her lips resemble the Himilayan Mountains. Related to NASA's world renowned janitor and plays a golden flute. She often attempts to mate with other males of her kind but is consistently unsuccessful. It is advised that all persons should refrain from allowing Himiltina to suck your toes, she is know to pry them off with her teeth and give off Himiltin's Disease. The symptoms of said disease are excessive sweating, uncontrollable grunting noises, projectile vomiting, and explosive diarrhea.

Himiltin #1 : Yo I heard himiltina is pretty good at Geometry.
Himiltin #2 : Yeah bro its cause shes full of shapes, like her triangular lips, and square shaped body.

Himiltina by Tina H. Perbert June 21, 2019

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himalayan jackhammer

when you tie up a girl by the nipples with string, and run teh string through the blades of a ceiling fan and pull the string so her nipples stick up and look like mountain peaks, when you tit fuck her

That nerd really enjoyed the himalayan jackhammer her boyfriend suggested the other night.

himalayan jackhammer by Xandertron September 20, 2013