Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
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-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,
"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"
"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."
"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."
"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "
(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,
"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"
"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."
"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."
"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "
(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
"You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot." -Perez Hilton
Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.
Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.
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Get the Perez Hilton mug.Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
by L0 July 14, 2008
Get the Perez Hilton mug.the personality trait in certain women/girls defined by self-absorption, thinking one is "all that", naivety, obsession with material items such as designer purses, utter indifference to the world's problems, and looking down upon anyone who doesn't fit their perfect little Hollister, Laguna Beach (or in the case of a ghetto fabulous paris hilton complex, Diddy video) outlook on life. Named for Paris Hilton, the epitome of this complex. One does not necessarily have to be rich to carry a paris hilton complex.
girl #1: "OMG who cares about the presidential election? As long as I have my iPhone, Versace handbag, and blonde-haired, blue-eyed perfect-Aryan Abercrombie & Fitch-model boyfriend, i'm in heaven!"
intelligent guy or girl: "God, what a paris hilton complex. Why don't they just send her to Iraq as a human shield for our troops?"
intelligent guy or girl: "God, what a paris hilton complex. Why don't they just send her to Iraq as a human shield for our troops?"
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It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.
It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.
Fatty: Perez Hilton reported that Zac Efron is gay!
Fatty2: He wishes.
Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?
Fatty2: Toootally.
Fatty2: He wishes.
Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?
Fatty2: Toootally.
by BLTU March 8, 2009
Get the Perez Hilton mug.A village of five thousand something people 12 miles NW of Rochester, NY. Has two stoplights, located at each end of Main Street, which is only like 300 feet long. Tends to be fairly conservative. Has a McDonald's and a handful of diners that serve the same basic fare. For fun, residents usually go kill time at the mall in Greece. Most people you meet there will have lived there for most of their lives, young or old. If you've been in the Hilton school district for most or all of your school life, you can most likely name 50+ people who you've known since elementary school. Has a carnival every summer and the "Apple Fest" on the first weekend in October. It is in no way associated with Paris Hilton the Hilton hotel family. The schools have good athletics and arts programs, but are pretty average otherwise.
A: I'm from Hilton, New York.
B: So, like, does Paris Hilton own your town, or something?
A: FUCK NO.
B: So, like, does Paris Hilton own your town, or something?
A: FUCK NO.
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