hodini

doing a girl doggie style spitting on her back and when she turns around cum in her eye and then u disappear

I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and right when i was about to bust i pulled out, spit on her back, and shot it in her eye. When she turned around I was gone

by nick November 12, 2003

HiDrNick

1. One who's natural smile makes it appear as if they're constipated (usually this constipated smile contains yellow, discolored teeth and gap as from immoderate consumption of food, but doesn't have to)
2. Any constipated look or to smile in a manner that suggests stinkiness, struggling, and constipation

Although I'd hoped they were just shenanigans, I realized the HiDrNick was his actual smile.

The cashier's HiDrNick at Pick'n Save helped me remember that we needed toilet paper.

I was about to ask out Hayden when I realized she had a HiDrNick and I ran away.

When our baby, Madison, smiled at us with a HiDrNick, we knew what she had done and went out to buy some more diapers.

When I walked in the bathroom, the smell reeked and their stood Riley, washing his hands with a huge HiDrNick across his face.

Although his teeth were straightened after years of having braces, he still had a sort of unbecoming HiDrNick.

I avoided smiling because my HiDrNick would scare people.

by Shenanigans3 April 6, 2008

hudini

While giving it to a girl from behind, spit on the arch of her back and moan as if you have completed, when she turns to thank you, blow your load in her face and yell, "Abra Kadabra Bitch!!!" or some other magic word, to give it the hudini effect

"I was giving it to shannon last night and pulled a hudini, when she turned around i shot it in her face and yelled SHAZZAM

by Mattmangold469 March 3, 2004

Hiding in your Cellphone

When someone tries to bypass an awkward situation when they're around people they have nothing to say to by pretending to be busy doing something with their cell phone. In fact, they know they're just looking at old text messages and lightly tapping the buttons or something.

Generally for people who don't know how to make idle conversation.

(One person is on the elevator when another person they KINDA know steps on)

Jim: Hi Sue, nice weather we're having.

Sue: Yeah it sure is!

....(awkward silence)

(both pull out their cell phones and stare at them blankly until the elevator reaches a stop)

(Bob who knows them both enters)

Bob: The old hiding in your cellphone trick eh? Doesn't anyone know how to make small talk anymore?

by Justaguy295720957 July 21, 2009

Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle

This law of nature states that if you see a gross bug in your room and it crawls out of sight, it could be anywhere in the room. It follows that there is a significant possibility it could be about to crawl onto you, and this fact will eventually freak you out.

Borrowed from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, which states that both the position and momentum of an electron cannot be known.

I just saw a spider go behind the desk, and by the Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle it could come out of nowhere and crawl on me at any moment.

by stankin' charlie September 30, 2011

sneaky hudini

1.A comical prank used during the act of sexual intercourse when the male announces the expulsion of load (in any sexual position with the female's back to the male). The male then diverts his partner's attention by spitting on her back, causing the false belief that the shooting of load has taken place. The male then waits patiently for the femal to turn around at which time the male splooges in the females frontal region.

I performed a sneaky hudini last night on my ex-girlfriend Susan.

by John Richeitch May 13, 2005

Homos-In-Hiding

When a homosexual man does not want others to know that he is gay so to cover it up he goes for prude women so he does not have to worry about doing intercourse.

Recently all of the Homos-In-Hiding are going for that prude chick hannah.

by homohaterrrr May 24, 2011