hetty

*a horse like person who slags of tea pot hats, managing to be attractive whilst being a animal.

Reiss: Look at her!
Holly: That is one mighty fine hetty!

by Hetty! April 19, 2005

hetty

This is usually commonly used against our Burberry-loving friends, the typicalchav. Basically, it's when a fourteen-year-old chav thinks he's a pimp because he's had 6 twelve-year-old schoolkids because he can't get any action anywhere else. Instead of the word, 'pimp', we replace it with 'hetty'.

Can also translate into, 'stupid pikey prick'.

Maison: Oi Lee, i got me sum pusseh last nite boyacasha!
Lee: Ah me bredwin ya fuck Kerry from Maccy D's nigga?
Maison: Nah m8 nah, her 4 lil' sistaz man innit! Ai!

by Revenge Of The Black Lettuce August 30, 2005

Hetti

A dude who will find the humor in everything and anything; Usually sporty and smart. He is either sweet as sugar or vicious as venom. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes shine when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. If he loves you he will treat your heart as his own and never even think of breaking it.

Girl: I really like Hetti, I want him in my life.
Girl's best friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.

by 6+3 November 25, 2021

Hetty Wainthropp

A hilariously cheesy extremely British mystery show about a "spunky" detective lady in her 60's that acquires Geoffrey Shawcross Dominic Monaghan as her sleuth sidekick...an incredibly cute 19 year old sidekick...who is still incredibly cute as a widdle owd hobbit...
Ran from 96 to 2000 (not sure, check on IMDB)

"I have problems talking to girls..."
"Yup! I'm an Aussie. I'm here for the cricket."

by kerplunkymunky February 3, 2004

hetty betty

mildly derogatory term for a heterosexual female

Straight guy: "No way, dude. This dick is fo chicks only."

Gay guy: "C'mon, you know full well that fags like me suck cock way betta than yo hetty betty girlfriend does."

(True, by the way.)

by SmallTownDreamer January 20, 2009

Chris+Hetty

The best couple ever. They need to shut up and date right now. They will be together FOREVER.

Overall, they just need to date. They are both fit and kind, funny and sweet.

Aurora:Look at them, they are so cute!
Libby:Obviously, there Chris+Hetty

by Wys.bubblygirl January 26, 2025

hetty chick

Noun. A word used to describe a modern-day hippie female. A hetty chick will wear hemp sandals, no bra, have dreadlocks, and still manage to be sexy.

I ain't trying to smash or pass the grass if she ain't a hetty chick see heddy heddy bitch hetty bitch heads

by Tr3v Spacey September 21, 2016