Hypersexuality

When a guy becomes aggressive or a douche bag because of the presence of an attractive girl who he wants to have sex with, to the point where he will punch his best friend in the face to prove his toughness

After seeing his hot ex, Jeff showed his hypersexuality by spending the rest of the day punching any guy who went near her as hard as he could to try and show that he is tougher than them

by asdfadfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasd July 29, 2011

Heterosexuality

is the act of liking pussy if ur a man or the acot of liking penis if ur a woman

heterosexuality is on the decline thx to faggot homos

by u stupid racist cunts December 20, 2021

Heterosexuality

Heterosexual - heteros (greek); deviant, different, other, strange; an intersexual relationship between two individuals of different genders

Homosexual - homos (greek)/(latin) homo; same, human(latin); a same gender relationship between two individuals

heterosexuals are deviant and deny their inner homosexuality

heterosexuality

by profess0r999 May 8, 2010

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad caught AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital right now.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.

by thatpersonchase October 27, 2020

forced heterosexuality

When two characters of the opposite gender don't really go together at all but the writer throws them together just because they're male and female.

"Damn I can't believe the writers of Riverdale put Jughead and Betty together. That's literally the definition of forced heterosexuality. "

by Notapplelol January 27, 2017

Heterosexuality

A mental illness involving astronomically high sexual assault, and femicide rates.
Alternatively: "Straight", "Str8", "Skr8", or "Straggot".

I hate everything that reminds of heterosexuality, and those sick with it.

by antihetero November 26, 2021

Heterosexuality

A useless way of saying that you're straight

Quandale Dingle: Do you support LGBTQ+
Kia Malifa: Yeah I'm heterosexuality

Quandale Dingle: Anyways I saw some of your videos...

by Kia Malifa January 16, 2023