Herniac Arrest

When someone gets hit in the nuts while they are in or going to be in somewhere cold. Then theyre balls and dick suck up inside them. They bleed out every hole in their body (including their fingernails and teeth).Then theyre testicles come out their nipples and their dick pops out their bellybutton.Then they die

Nick got hit in the nuts while he was playing hockey and he went into herniac arrest.

by Me no el speako el mexicano January 26, 2011

Heris

Heris
Heris is a nice person. She's funny smart beautiful and the coolest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. If you are ever lucky enough to date one you should never let her go. The reason being that that they are very rare and one of a kind. Side effects of being near her include uncontrollable happiness a distinct feeling of being unworthy and or undeserving of her company and a disbelief that someone this amazing could even exist.
mom : - hey you should be like Heris,she's like perfect :3

mom : - hey you should be like Heris,she's like perfect :3

by meowunicorn February 8, 2014

an heroism

The act of being an hero, or an act that is particularly an heroic.

"What happened after he lost his iPod was a perfect display of an heroism."

by Maximillian E. Westenfluss February 2, 2009

Hernia

A protrusion of the intestines and other abdominal organs out of the abdominal cavity and under the skin. Typically can be repaired by pushing the organs back into the abdomen and placing a teflon grid over the area under the skin to prevent recurrance. Typically occurs in males.

The doctor made me turn my head and cough to test for a hernia.

by MedicalStudent October 10, 2005

herniture

A piece of herniture is a girlfriend who has moved her entire existence into a dorm room or apartment to the point where she is regarded as a permanent fixture

"Dude, you have to either throw away your herniture or make it pay rent"

by johnny challenger January 10, 2010

Hennish

A mix of retardation and aggressiveness.

Damn, that bitch is acting Hennish!

by Stupidfuckingfaggot June 25, 2020

Hernia Hand Puppet

n. A male patient who is turned into a hand puppet during a hernia exam when his doctor crams his or her hand all the way up inside, totally inverting the scrotum.

Why are you limping?

I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.

by Cranky Neighbor July 27, 2010