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Hernia Attack

When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.

On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"

Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"

(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).

Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"
by The black scary doll October 11, 2011
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A totally awesome person With A wonderful personality. Very good grades and very helpful. Super nice and trustable.
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Girl 2"I bet she's A Henrika"
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Canecutter's Hernia

The hilarious process of removing one testicle and placing it outside the top waistband of your pants or shorts so it looks like a hernia.
Jimmy: Ever seen a canecutter's hernia? (Places one nut outside his pants).

Andrea, Justin, & Dan: (Dead from laughter)
by Justin Sanderson December 25, 2008
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Nut-Shot Hernia Repair

A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.
The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.

Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?

No, he's a trauma patient.
by BAMF MD May 21, 2011
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Hernia

When somebodies dick becomes so violently munted that the outside of the penis becomes filled with the insides of the penis, creating a sack of the insides of your cock outside your penis. Giving you a munted dick.
Person1: Dude, you've got a Hernia!
Person2: I know, It's so large and munted!
by WoWPyro May 4, 2014
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herniated

Last night while talking to Brendan I told him about when I got herniated.
by Markillo45 April 24, 2015
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x-box (hernia creater)

A games console that takes 4 delivery men to deliver to your house because it is so big and heavy. Also you have to build an extention on your home for it to fit in.
''I wanna play on my x-box whilst i recover from my hernia operation but i have no house to play it in''
by kinney2-k-4eva November 6, 2004
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