1) pedophillic in nature; the act of being or being percieved to be interested sexually in children. 2) implying a sexually perverted and creepy nature. Taken from the actions of the Family Guy character "Herbert", the perverted old man who is seemingly interested in young boys.
noun: "Mr. Smith, the gym teacher, is such a herbert; he stands in the shower and watches us after football games." verb: "Look at John in the corner, completely herberting those high school girls."
by Brandon Roby/George Palma June 16, 2008
Get the herbertmug. by Krastopher February 1, 2009
Get the herbertmug. A word used in a situation where someone says something that is pedophile-like and perverted at the same time. Family Guy's own Herbert the Pervert was an inspiration in the creation of this word.
Bigan- "Mmmmm I'd like to drug him up with Tylenol and put him in my van and trade him for candy."
Yahs- "Whoaaaaa. You're awfully Herberted there, Bigan."
Yahs- "Whoaaaaa. You're awfully Herberted there, Bigan."
by datingsitepredator November 19, 2011
Get the Herbertedmug. by Olga P. April 3, 2008
Get the herbertmug. the act of inserting nuts (testicles will not work) into the anal or in some instances the vaginal cavity to be retrieved by a small rodent.
by luckiepee-air January 14, 2011
Get the herbertmug. It would seem that space hippies are, indeed, good for something.
"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."
"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."
"Man, I just got back from dealing with those tight laced assholes in administration. What a bunch of self-righteous morons."
"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."
"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."
"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."
"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."
"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."
"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."
"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."
"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."
by Øne November 9, 2007
Get the herbertmug. A badass boot by Brahma that has a low cut "skate shoe" appearance, but has steel toe and steel shank sole support.
I thought he was wearing some pussy Vans, but as soon as that ANSI rated steel toe connected with my forehead, I was out cold. Now I swear by herberts my self.
by SkullWolf August 13, 2006
Get the herbertmug.