herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

Herbed Chicken

When a man, after mowing the lawn, coats his penis with a healthy layer of cut grass and proceeds to insert it into a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Can you please cut the grass?"
Man: "Only if we can have herbed chicken for lunch."

by SteveTheDragon August 1, 2011

holy herb

Marijuana
see weed

Hey pop! while your out could you score me an ounce of the holy herb

by Crackity Jones June 30, 2002

cousin Herb

n. marijuana

code playing off of the similar spelling of the name Herb and the word herb (which is a common slang name for marijuana)

I was talking to my cousin Herb last night, and we had a very interesting conversation.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

Mr. Herbert

The elderly neighbor of the Griffin family who fantasizes about teenage boys, especially Chris Griffin.

Mr. Herbert: Chris, can you come over and help me with something?
Chris: Sure Mr. Herbert!
Mr. Herbert: Hurry up now! Mmmmmmmmm....

by pushi kuratz June 30, 2008

Herb

1. To be wack. Worthy of being mocked. Weak, chumpish, and generally to be avoided.

2. Mocking term of friends and/ or enemies.

It's origins lie in New York City, and with a national commercial campaign by Burger King where it stated "Don't be a herb, get the Whopper." In it Herb was a combination of a nerd and a moron.

Yo wassup herbs, what time we drinking?

This party got way too many herbs, I'm out.

That kid asks way too many questions, he's a straight herb son.

by TooDarkMark December 9, 2012

herbal Alzheimer's

The effects of marijuana usage that remain for a time after the high has worn off, such as forgetfulness, lack of motivation, apathy, and general emotional fucked-uppedness.

Not noticed so much in occasional users, but very obvious in those who buy Zig-Zags by the case.

Herbal Alzheimer's looks like Tommy Chong at his peak before his first weed of the day.

by da Graybeard August 6, 2009