dirty horatio

The act of ejaculating onto your girlfriends face while she is wearing sunglasses and listening to The Who.

My girlfriend was sunbathing in the back yard the other day and when The Who came on the radio, I just had to give her a Dirty Horatio.

by Squilubrious Fnizzleschnarf Jr June 10, 2020

Horatio

'Ho' and 'ratio' fused into the Latin derived namesake. Used as a covert way to inquire as to the amount of females at a particular locale, usually a party.

1:"Bro, we're having a kegger tonight at my place, wanna come?"
2:"Horatio?"
1:"3 to 1"
2:"I'm down"

by Dick Sungwell February 5, 2010

horatious

horrendous, horrible, terrible

"Two girls one cup" is a horatious site.

by duey xP January 27, 2008

Horatio

Jesus' middle name. Sometimes shortened to just the initial 'H'. This form of Horatio is used most often when excited, angry, or surprised.

Jesus Horatio Christ! -or- Jesus H. Christ!

by allisex August 7, 2008

Horatio

Horatio. Well Horatio is a wierd kind of guy you know. A very sad emotional type of person. He also gets mad very fast..?Probably gets it from his parents who knows✋. Very self-contained and will extricate himself in any bad or harmful situation or altercation. Very handsome and a well known funny funny guy. A very very nice person, the type of person to give you his last 50 bucks if it was that kind of situation, very nice. And also welly mannered and well behaved kind of person. Exclusive when it comes to laughter with that person, And is Very Respectfull don't ever think of him or her as a Disdain or Disdainfully person. He is quite the opposite.

Bro he\She just pulled a Horatio on that chick\vato\guy

by Bob Jiggy April 16, 2019

Horatio-Caining

To say something deeply underwhelming in a profound way and immediately following the statement with a melodramatic gesture; not unlike how in all the show's opening scenes, CSI: Miami's lead character Horatio Caine (played by David Caruso) usually makes an anticlimactic statement, slowly slides his aviator sunglasses on, and looks off into the distance.

That guy is always Horatio-Caining any chance he gets! He's always waiting for the right moment to drop a single sentence he's been sitting on all class and then to slowly take off his glasses and stare out the window.

by notyourmamasiambicpentameter February 21, 2018

Hernatious

To have a Hernia.

After weeks of playing peek- a-boo with an unknown groin formation, Phil was diagnosed with being Hernatious. No more soaking LuLuLemons for at least 4 weeks.

by HOT2TWOT May 20, 2019