Hepatitis Beeotch

Someone who rubs an open sore or cut on your clothing. thus giving you "hepatitis"

"kalani rubbed her gross cut on my pants that hepatitis beeotch!

by Dylando April 15, 2009

Hepatitis X

An especially rare and deadly variation of hepatitis not yet known to man. It is currently developing in an underground abandoned nuclear lab. When it is released upon the world its toll will be deadly. Symptoms will include extreme pain, followed by an inevitable case of death, accompanied by soul death after physical death.

Juan: Man if I ever get Hepatitis X I think I'll kill myself...

John: Umm...if you get Hepatitis X you will already be dead.

Juan: Then I'll kill myself when I go to heaven/hell.

John: Umm...your soul will die too.

Juan: ...Damnit.

by FuctButSects October 20, 2010

hepatitis g

When you get std but it’s g

“Oh shit, I have vaginosis, but it’s hepatitis g”

by Baps<3 November 19, 2020

hepatitis D negitive

1.) mad cow disease

2.) a hairy asshole

1.) this here cows got that hepatitis D negitive so watch yer step

2.) hey dude, i was fuckin this girl last night an she actually liked my hepatitis D negitive.

by K Pack December 23, 2006

Hepatitis herpes

When you get so many sexually transmittited diseases your genitals fall off.

Dude he went to tampa and came back with hepatitis herpes.

by Wanknipple April 20, 2017

Hepatitis C

Besides being a disease, hepatitis c can also refer to a hopeless crush. This is because hopeless crushes are toxic.

Jane:I like Jacob but he has a girlfriend.
Janette: Looks like you got yourself a Hepatitis C.

by BarelyLegal;) May 13, 2019

Hepatitis R

A type of Hepatitis first contracted at the Reno Sheriff's department in Reno 911.

Referred to in Reno 911 Episode Training Day

The inmate contracted Hepatitis R

by riner May 28, 2010