helpless lesbian

A lesbian crushing on a girl and simps for her but can’t make a move

Shannon: “this girl gabby is sooo pretty”
Meena: “ dude ask her out or something already”
Shannon: “I can’t bro idk how she might not even like girls”
Liana: “you are such a helpless lesbian”

by Marie125 August 8, 2023

scream helplessly at the sky

A public behavioral display of dissatisfaction in result of not getting your way or losing. Known to most mature, logical adults as a temper tantrum. This behavior is typically performed by spoiled toddlers, screaming helplessly at the sky has more recently been recognized in toddler-like adults suffering from Myrectis Hurtsaloticus Syndrome.

WARNING: Screaming helplessly at the sky (individually or in large groups) may cause uncontrollable laughter in reasonable adults and confusion in toddlers.

What do you mean Donald Trump won the election? That's impossible because I voted for Hillary! What's an electoral college? He's not my president! I feel so helpless. I know, I'll scream helplessly at the sky until I feel better.

by Dr. Sheepdog February 1, 2020

helplesslyxunsatisfied

A super cool swaggy editor that everyone should know

WOW! Have you read any of helplesslyxunsatisfied’s captions?? They’re like super awesome

by nothelplesslyxunsatisfied July 5, 2021

Helpless

It's when a person like me has some serious problems, romantically, at least.

aka when you have daddy issues and are always talking about how much you wanna fuck Gee Way.

Alexis: geez, what's up with you and crushing on people 3x your age? He's 42, and you're barely 14!!

Helena: sorry, I guess I'm helpless

by Foxy Like A Badger October 7, 2019

Helpies

Helpies is a Vers helpfull Person and she looks Vers sexy ans has a big botty.The Name Calls(if you translate it) hope.

Helpies is beautiful.
I Helpies that i win in the Lottery.

by Henaaaa January 2, 2017

HelplessGrim

One of the best CMPD chiefs this department has ever seen, serving along with his Faithful Sidekicks: AdmiralGhost, and AdmiralSkyler.

Hey, have you heard of HelplessGrim Before?
No, I have not.
*proceeds to cut their arms into 50 pieces*

by _Dreamsucks_lol June 8, 2021

helpless baby

The small, resinated remaining portion of a joint.
Usually, it is too small to even hold any longer- or it starts to burn one's lips.
Also known as H.B.

"Hey, do you still want to hit this little joint? Heck no! I don't want that Helpless baby"!

"This is stil burnin', you want? NO! Get that H.B out of here"!

by LADYFAWN February 1, 2006