Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin

Used for relieving excruciating pain after experiencing a catastrophic shin-to-coffee-table injury or other similar anatomical disasters. Usually hollered very loud.

OW OW OW Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin.
Who put that table there?

by imahottentot June 21, 2010

Halls Balls

The literal definition is for an object to go very fast. It is often associated with something that travels at a speed of which is widely unknown.

We don't really know how fast the warth travels around the sun, but we do know that it halls balls.

by Elliot Luke March 3, 2008

halls balls

to go relly fast... a speed which is very rapid and is not usually defined.

we don't know how fast the earth rotates around the sun, but we do know that it halls balls...

by elliot loooooooke February 24, 2008

Hell Balls

When it becomes so obnoxiously hot that your balls sag well beyond the normal sack stretch threshold. This normally occurs on extremely hot and humid days.

Ugh, my balls are sticking to both my legs as I waddle across this steaming parking lot.
Nasty, you got hell balls.

by Bennytheboss July 13, 2011

hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome

1. Blow-your-mind awesome
2. the stuff of your dreams
3. better than anything you've ever seen

despite its setbacks, the death penalty "remains hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome"

by B_rad_G April 12, 2009

hell ass balls

A string of expletives used in place of fuck or hell to generate various amusing results.

Hans: Look! They have a playground at our hotel! We should play monkey in the sand!

Ben: What the hell ass balls is monkey in the sand?

by Fordskis October 21, 2013

Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome

A person, place, or thing that is mindblowingly awesome to the point where it is Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome. This type of intensity may cause someone and others around them to explode or spontaneously combust.

Daniels sunglasses where so Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome him and his friends caught on fire then exploded causing the remains to fly in all different directions.

by Douche McGivens March 8, 2009