matthew healy

Lead singer and guitarist of the bast band; The 1975. Hottest man alive.

Matthew Healy is bæ.

by The1975_matty September 14, 2015

Heale

An alternative spelling for heel. The word itself is usually applied to someone who is a total tosser, waste of space or OIC and derives from the British upper class pronounciation of 'hole' (heale) an abbreviation of the word 'arsehole' (awseheale). It was used by upper classes as an 'in' word to describe people they didn't like, social climbers, nouveau riche and so on who wouldn't know what it meant. It gained wider usage due to the internet and period dramas so more and more people found out what it meant and began using it. It's major use now is when some upper class twit, or someone who thinks thay are, wants to pile on the agony and uses it about someone knowing that they will overhear or that it will get back to them and that they know what it means.

I say Samantha, that dreadful creature Malcolm something-or-other is positively fawning over everyone?
Oh God! What a complete heale!

by Croatalin January 12, 2014

Psychokarmic healing

Easing your mind, resolving your mental issues, improving your life, while also healing your past history and creating s better future; merging the concept of Eastern and Western mental wellness

“I had a great trip to see the Perseid meteor shower at Joshua tree. My whole life and outlook feel better.”

“Sounds like you got psychokarmic healing.”

by Doctor Science May 27, 2019

Healthcare.gov

Verb: to fail miserably at the only job you have, to be a complete waste of time and money

In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.

by ThatGuyFromPhilosophy November 19, 2013

Heal me in Final Fantasy

Slang for asking a friend to partake in homoerotic activities with you, including but not limited to passionately making out.

Hey man, do you think you can heal me in Final Fantasy?

Aight bro, just say 'no homo' afterward cuz we're not there yet.

by Captain_Boom March 29, 2021

Healdton

A one stoplight town in southern Oklahoma that houses most teen pregnancies in the state, drug busts, and 'tards. If you hear banjos, GET OUT.

Billy Bob: Hey, I hear there's a pharm party over in Madill, You wanna go?

Johnny: Naww Man, The real party is in Healdton.

by J1GL3s October 3, 2011

Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal

The iconic Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a common staple of Penn State dining. Everyday, cheerful students walk in one of many of Penn State's commons and come out grim-faced. That's when you know they were grilled chicken thigh halaled. Why? It is not only obsessively re-served over other foods that dining knows students enjoy far more over the poor chickens which probably were not even slaughtered halal-style, it also just does not taste good. Eating cardboard with salt and pepper is more preferable to Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal.

The Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a perfect example of one man's trash, another man's trash. To feed the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal to anyone is essentially the equivalent of wishing them a terrible life.

If you see the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal, run, and keep your mouth closed. Before you know it, you have a giant chicken thigh inside your throat.

Freshman: "What the hell is this sad compostable pile of shit?"
Senior: "Oh, that's the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal. We don't talk about the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal."
Freshman: "Why do they serve it?"
Senior: "Beats me. I'm not gonna miss it when I graduate."

by Lexatic September 23, 2020