Armin Heinrich

Person who developed the "I am rich" app for the Iphone and ipod touch that costs $999.99, and does absolutely nothing.

Dude, I just got the "I am rich" app for my Iphone from the app store made by Armin Heinrich

Does it do anything?

Um.... no.

Dumbass.

by fantomtuba September 30, 2008

heinrich excuse

when you cant get called into work becauce your drunk!

Ive been drinking all day again.So i cant make it to work. so i am using the heinrich excuse

by notme111 August 2, 2010

Heinrich maneuver

When a person guilty of a heinous act commits suicide out of despair.

After the murderer was surrounded by police, he considered his future in prison and decided to pull a Heinrich maneuver.

by theCHODES March 31, 2011

the hennrich

A penis that has the girth of a Moen faucet and the length of a cats tail.

Whoaaaa, did you see that Gardner snake? Dude, that was Phil's Hennrich.

by Josh March 9, 2004

the hennrich

a dude that has the audacity to add defs to a word about him using a fake name

phil is a hennrich

by daddy March 9, 2004

Dirty Heinrich

The Dirty Heinrich means to tie a spoon to your dick with the shovel towards your asshole. If you have erectile malfunction you take a shit onto the spoon and the weight pushes your dick up for a long lasting, nice smelling fuck.

Of course its a german invention

"hey man yesterday i couldn't get an erection while my wife wanted it so bad"

"aw man next time just do the dirty Heinrich!"

by Grinzold56 January 31, 2020

Heinerschite

To destroy one's own career in a profound or dramatic manner.

Alissa thought that trannys drank more beer that frat boys and rednecks. When she tried to prove it, her career as a marketing executive for a large brewery took a heinerschite.

by URallabunchofidiots May 22, 2023