Hebert

A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.

Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*

by LNH2 January 16, 2009

Prince Herbert

A young, effiminate prince being married against his will.

Just wants to sing.

Killed a man banging coconuts together.

Skilled at archery.

Attempts to run away with Sir Lancelot.

In Monty Python's Spamalot, marries Sir Lancelot.

My favorite character in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

"I just want to... to SING!!!"

by Janet Weiss August 26, 2005

Heberto

A chill easy going guy, unbelievable cool, has many talents, and extremely handsome.

“Did you see Heberto?”

“Duhh I couldn’t keep my eyes off of him!”

by Yung herb April 24, 2021

sarah herbert

sarah = princess

herbert = constancy and fortitude = faithful, loyal, devoted and has courage when facing adversity.

sarah herbert is a tru biatch.

a queen will always transform pain into power.

by mre212 August 30, 2017

Hebert

Hebert is a pretty swole guy even though his muscles look like tumors. He can be stubborn as hell but everyone still loves him. Almost all the Heberts in the world scare little kids, but they're still friendly

Look at the tumors on Hebert's biceps.

by xxx_Cactus_Eater24_xxx May 6, 2018

Heriberto

A really sexy mexican, that is very cool

Everyone wants to be with Heriberto at the party

by soccerfreak88 November 20, 2010

Haibert

Hairy legs with lice in them....most likely to be short

Haibert has lots of leg hair

by mehe111 September 9, 2011