heffer

1. A huge fat chick.
2. Jessica. also see jelly rolls, obese, fatso, big mama, etc. etc.

DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN JESSICA, SHES A FREAKIN HEFFER!!!!

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a baby cow
a person who eats a lot will turn into a heffer

Jack: "dang im hungery"
Kelly: "dang heffer!"

"dang that girl be stuff her face, dang she a heffer"

heffer by britkneee December 28, 2005

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Heffer

people that make you angry:(
a way to say hi to people
use in place of the word friend
when someone does something rude

Those girls in room 233 and 235 are heffers!
Hey little heff!
That was a heffer move!

Heffer by Bomquiqui May 1, 2009

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An annoying fellow friend that gives you a pet peeve!

Jill !!! why you putting for stank feet on my bread.... You heffer!!

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A fat girl that is befriended only for the purposes of using her to get to her hott friendss

Hey You Fat Disgutsting Heffer how about you invite ur hot friends over so i can pick them up while you lik my ass

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Stephanie the heffer

Heffer by whoo kid May 4, 2005

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Look at her run.

Yep, shes a fast little heffer.

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