Hedgehog

The best creature in existence

The land of hedgehogs conquered Earth and turned it communist

by Hedgehog_Hero May 8, 2019

Hedgehog

when u crap and it lands on the side of the toilet seat.

Jamason:AAAHHHHH!!!!!(sounded like a girl)
Zyan11:Did u find (warxy9's) HEDGEHOG!!!!
Warxy9:ha ha!! yep he did!!!
Zyan11:he sure did!!

by Zyan Coyle March 17, 2008

Hedgehog

An elderly ladies bush

I was expecting a greasy slide or at least a dead badger but when I took of her pantaloons I was confronted by an angry hedgehog

by rottencock October 10, 2019

The Hedgehog

Nickname given to famous porn star Ron Jeremy. He is widely known for being overweight, having copious amounts of body hair, and possessing a remarkably large penis.

I love watching movies with The Hedgehog in them. Ron Jeremy is a stud.

by The Unijacker December 7, 2006

hedgehog

spiny boi

hedgehog yes

by wghuhe7whdjrkiw2yh4f September 19, 2019

hedgehog

Although rarely used, it is also known as the tank barriers used by the Germans in World War II. These large, heavy, spikey barriers are mostly known for their use in Normandy, France on D-Day (june 6,1944)

He took cover behind the hedgehog as bullets pelted the sand around him.

by Silent Ricochet May 4, 2006

Hedgehogging

When a girl's pubic hair is prickly, leaving her to look and feel like a hedgehog, either because:

1) She is sporting some growth after recently shaving,
2) She shaves with a number 2 clipper only.

Shit dude, that girl I picked up last night was seriously hedgehogging. I have a rash all over my junk...

by SgtHotdogs March 4, 2011