heatbag

Someone who attracts attention, but is actually a loser.

It can be physical - like a heatbag who wears cutoff shirts and expects you to look at him. But reallly he looks like a fag.

It can be psychological - Like someone saying, "yo bro, i just dropped 3 g's on my civic" Fact. He did not spend 3 g's but got a deal off one of his bros.

Origin- someone who drives around in the winter with their windows down blasting music - all while pumping heat in the car so they don't get cold - Heatbagging

Hey guys, look at Tony he's busting out his gay dance moves in front of those girls and he thiks hes actually gonna pick up - What a heatbag

by CSI- THE November 6, 2011

Heatbag

Someone who is intentionally or unintentionally ruining an activity by unnecessarily worrying about getting caught.

Josh was killing the vibe by being a heatbag.

by Cally18 March 1, 2016

heatbag

Someone who talks an immense amount of shit, usually behind someones back. Causes a lot of unnecessary drama and unwanted attention. Heatbags are usually guys named Edgar.

Joe: Yo did you hear that Edgar punched his own teammate?!
Chris: Yeaaaaa What A Fuckin Heatbag

by Tunechii November 4, 2016

Heat Bag

Heat bag ....to act all stoned and such and be really obvious that you are....laughing..super redeyes and such bringing the heat and teachers and shit to ask you "Are you alright or sick or sumin your eyes are really red" or not being able to hide that stoned smile after a sesh. then you get called a heat bag by the burnouts..... thats what a heat bag is....its good if you can cover it up when the heat comes down on ya'

"Hey heatbag" (heatbag being a nick name)
dont heat us out and be all heaty...heatbag....quit your heatbaggery...but your comin out to hit that zong tommorrow right heat bag?"

by shubalubahlah October 19, 2005

heatage

Pouring boiling hot water onto a girl's vagina just before sex in order to orgasm sooner

My girl wanted to try heatage last night. Everything went well besides the soggy sheets

Just after heatage last night, everything felt like a boiling slip and slide...it was awesome

by ClownOfNightmare October 1, 2018

heat bag

A person who attracts attention from the authorities.

NOT a place that attracts attention. A place would be considered a heatscore which also can be used for people.

Don't be so loud you heat bag.

by EmoHatch March 19, 2004

Heatbarf

1. When outside temperatures and humidity reach critical levels and the only way to cool oneself down is to barf.

2. To barf from extreme heat

3. Heatbarf

"People were heatbarfing all over the beach today."

"Dude, it's so hot." ... "Dude, just heatbarf."

by The one called Catfish July 5, 2012