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Hartline

A high-regarded family of warlords and kings that has influences as far back as the 5000's BCE.
Spartan Warrior: Our 300 soldiers are no match for that small group of Hartline's! What should we do?!?

Gerald Butler: *wets pants*
by PhysicallyInsane August 20, 2008
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Hertling Holiday

When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"
Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday
by Pontiacc February 13, 2017
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Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines

He is the waffle, He invented the waffle, He is a waffle, and One of the few waffle masters sent by the angels from heaven. He is the meaning of life and your savior.

His hearlines is a gift sent by the Hear Gods.
servant 1:"Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines", Oh no it's a terrible sight.

Master Yousef: What is it my subject?
servant 1:I'ts... it's your HEARLINE...
by dulle0987 February 2, 2022
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Hartline

1. Someone who is a bodybuilder but is not very good at.

2. Referring to an individual that lives under the delusion that he or she is loved by a person who obviously doesn't like them back.

3. A fuckstick
Person 1: Dang dude, I saw that girl with three other guys this weekend. Not to mention all the photos on her Facebook.

Person 2: You don't understand, she said she loved me!

Person 1: Gah, you're such a Hartline sometimes..

I've been working out for six months with this program and nothing! Why can't I get bigger??

Sorry dude, looks like you have Hartline Syndrome.

Driver: Oh my god, did you just see that asshole pull out in front of me?? He's flipping me off!!!

Passenger: Damn, some people are such Hartline's sometimes.
by Jessica_Johnson September 14, 2010
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heartland

Historically known as 'The South'.

'The South' was a very large region in the lower eastern portion of the contiguous states of the USA. You may see a map in the following link: (link is not maintained) http://americancivilwar.com/pictures/comp1850.jpg

The South was a place which supported slavery, and had a wide-spread cultural deficiency in the appreciation of love, justifiably. The South used slaves to perform difficult manual labor for the benefit, mainly, of the people who 'owned' the slaves.

Today, the 'heartland' refers to areas of the USA which are still significantly influenced by this powerful history. The heartland is a place where love is secondary to selfish desires. The heartland also consequently has an overabundance of the most unfortunate people: the 'republicans'. 'Republicans', like their ancestors, possess a great lack of empathy for the life around them, causing relative harm and distress.
Animal abusers
Bush enthusiasts
Slave holders
Anti-choice activists
by Ratio July 19, 2008
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heartmind

Based on my heartmind I know I'm in love with her.
by Josiah MC August 11, 2005
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heartningazation

WHEN YOU LOST YOUR OTHER HALF..DUE TO FAIMLY MEMBERS..ORDERS....YOU HURT SO BAD.....YOU FEEL SAD..AND HOPELESS..GRIEVING AND THEN REALIZING HE WAS THE LOVE...YOUR FIRST...THE ONE THAT IS FOREVER...
NOTEBOOK..THE VOW...HOPE FLOATS...NO STRINGS ATTACHED.. REALLY MOVIE STAR HEAD OVER HEELS LOVE..NEVER BEEN KISSED WITH DREW BARRYMORE! BEFORE I GOT MY LAST GLIMPSE OF MY FIRST LOVE I HAD A SENSE OF HEARTNINGAZATION..THAT IT MIGHT BE OVER....WE BOTH DID NOT WANT THAT!
by AVA LYNNE April 16, 2012
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