heartfucked

when you´re heart is fucked over and you´re totally screwed

i´m so heartfucked, i wanna punch somebody (from the ida maria song "heartfucked")

by CowboyGigalo January 10, 2011

hurtdick

essentially a pathetic asshole; someone who is has no justification nor right to their douchebaggery.

wow, the jersey shore is full of hurtdicks

by narnia07849 August 22, 2011

Kip of Hartwick

Kip is a typical frat boy name & guy on the surface. But dig a little deeper & you'll find this Midwest transplant thinks that stealing a new fresh wardrobe is all that's needed to change his character. He tries desperately to fit in among Upstate NY college alphas only to sleep with his new bro's GFs or BFs because this bi douche doesn't comprehend loyalty. Low brow fuckboi who falls in love over the internet, ala Napolean Dynamite. Hartwick interchangeable with other colleges. Kip of Pepperdine or Kip of Loyola or Kip of UTEP all work.

That new guy is such a Kip of Hartwick. He got caught banging his buddy's boyfriend this afternoon.

by ScorpionKing90 November 2, 2020

Hartwick College

An amazing school with a beautiful view, great community feel, wonderful faculty and staff, some pretty awesome students, many fun events, great opportunities, and a LOT of stairs.

Hartwick College is my home away from home.

by Hartwick lover June 24, 2011

headtrick

When you take three or more substances together.

Man last year got way too crazy with those drug cocktails and those last two headtricks left me reeling for weeks/months.

by Drummerlina August 4, 2013

Herbdick

When the penis is stoned off weed. Basically, a human dildo, because the person is too stoned to be present but the penis is hard and will not cum for a very long time, or at all.

This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.

Girl 1: "Girl you seem happy today! You must've got it in this morning!"

Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."

by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021

headick

A head with a dick on it

Person1- Man, you got huge headick!
Person 2- Thanks I know. It's 6 inches.

by Wifu May 16, 2018