Modern Cultural replacement for the rural saying "Shit the bed", implying one has done irrevocable damage to their credibility through their actions. Also see "Shit the chili", "Shit the money bed".
"Bro, you just A-Hearded our only chance that your parents would pay for spring break!"
"Man, the Twitter Board is really A-Hearding it"
"Man, the Twitter Board is really A-Hearding it"
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"Been hearding all morning and my ass is sore"
"I headed the bed last night"
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"Been hearding all morning and my ass is sore"
"I headed the bed last night"
Heard/hearding
by MusicGuy275 May 29, 2022
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an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
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Girl 2: Ian Harding is hotter. His cheekbones are the work of God.
Girl 1: (Speechless)
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Girl 1: (Speechless)
by plllover March 13, 2011
Get the Ian Harding mug.Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.
"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"
by Hemlok February 15, 2009
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Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.
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Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.
by Dbu June 7, 2013
Get the European hearing aid mug.Driving close up behind an emergency vehicle to get through traffic. A technique used in Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance. Extra points if you called in the emergency yourself.
Traffic was a nightmare last night so I called an ambulance and was Die-Harding for 15 blocks. Saved me 45 minutes.
by RoadRageRay December 5, 2013
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