Sakura Haruno

The best kunoichi and strongest one also prettiest one. In the end, Sakura Haruno>>>>

Sakura Haruno is amazing!

by sakusbri August 10, 2021

Sakura Haruno

Sakura is a pink banshee, she always ‘hurts’ naruto. She is useless and she should go away...

she’s teamed up with Naruto Uzumaki -Namikaze and Sasuke Uchiha. There sensei is Kakashi Hatake
Sakura: NARUTOOOOO
Naruto: *gets hit by Sakura, doesn’t even flinch*
Sakura: I finally caught up with you guys
Sasuke: yah... in hight

Naruto: ROASTED

Kakashi: ok pink haired banshee, it’s you turn.
Sakura: MY NAME IS SAKURA HARUNO

by sLOVES ANIME October 30, 2019

Sakura Haruno

A bad-ass, strong character in Naruto who was once weak but during her training with Tsunade she learned how to heal and how to use monstrous strength. She later awakened her Byakugo seal which is a really rare ability.

Man I'm glad I became a Sakura Haruno and know how to stay strong in days like these.
I'm happy I can protect myself just as Sakura Haruno.

by ウィーブShiro September 5, 2020

Haruno Sakura

The worst, ugliest anime character in the world. She "claims" to be in love with Uchiha Sasuke but really is in love with Uzumaki Naruto. She loves the blonde so much she punches him in the face constantly. Sakura cries all the time and is useless. In Naruto II (Shippuden) She ACTUALLY gets stronger, but is still ugly. In the recent manga she tells Naruto she loves him, of course he refuses so she attacks Kiba and runs away. Sakura has many haters, I'm glad.

Haruno Sakura hater 1: Dude, Sakura is such a bitch! I hope she rots in hell!
Haruno Sakura hater 2: Hell yeah! So many people hate her, she has less fans than TenTen!
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Sakura: OH SASUKE! WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?
Sasuke: Because your a violent bitch.
Sakura: Kay, NARUTO I LOVE YOU! *Glomps Naruto*
Naruto: GET OFF OF ME YOU UGLY WHORE! *Goes Kage-Bushin on Sakura's ass*

by Sas5043 November 8, 2009

Sakura Haruno

An Annoying pink-haired bitch that dick rides Sauske 24-7. She says she loves Sauske even tho his ass ain't ever home.

Her Plot Armor is fucking insane.

Hey did you know that Sakura Haruno made fun of Naruto For being an orphan " damn that's fucked up "

by letahumansmash March 4, 2021

haynous crime

Refers to either:
(1) a horrid misdeed involving mowed-'n'-dried livestock-feed, or
(2) a shockingly-inconsiderate/insensitive "cheating a horny stud outta his promised reward" infraction whereby a "cow" (i.e., a seemingly-willing gal) refuses to "give her milk" (i.e., spread her legs) for a dude after he's naively/trustingly "fed her a bale of premium timothy-and-alfalfa" --- i.e., performed a valuable action on her behalf, such as spending money on her, taking her out to dinner, completing one or more yucky/boring/difficult tasks for her, etc. --- in exchange for her promise of letting him "milk her" (i.e., partake in a bouncy-bouncy with her) when said favor has been completed.

Da term "haynous crime" could also humorously describe a combination of da above two examples --- i.e., how a delightful barn-loft tryst between a farmer's daughter and her penis-proffering lover would likely be viewed by her strict-and-feared "paw" if he ever found out about it, such as if said blinky-eyed chick "got a bun in da oven". (Never mind da fact dat SHE HERSELF was probably conceived in exactly da same way --- i.e., her "maw" and "paw" had probably shared a few "rolls in da cattle-grass" of their own a decade-and-a-half or more ago, causing an unexpected pregnancy dat resulted in said now-sexually-active daughter's existence. So said "Big Daddy" would therefore have "little room to talk" regarding history's merely having repeated itself in da procreation department!)

by QuacksO January 14, 2023

Sakura Haruno

A useless piece of trash whose only character trait is being a fangirl.

mom: honey can you take out the sakura haruno
me: sure mom

by I no be person May 11, 2021