Haywood Jablowme

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.

Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.

by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023

Sam Haywood

Sam is a mean lad with a tiny pp and no hair he loves spending time with his mommy and eats chocy bars for breakfast

Your such a Sam Haywood

by Ianmoorefanofficial June 28, 2020

nathan isaac haywood

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nathan Isaac haywood

by Nathan Isaac haywood October 3, 2017

fred habgood filler

a furry poo

oh my god that was a fred habgood filler
thats a proper fred habgood filler
i just laid a fred habgood filler

by The supplier of Truth April 4, 2010

Haywood

A state describing an individual with hairs continuing from the head interlocking with hairs from the pubic zone, forming a giant dreadlock.

"Josh, look at those beautiful stars!" said Lucy.

"My head wont move that far up, Lucy, you know im in Haywood right now. I'm getting it cut tomorrow, however, and I would love to star gaze with you then."

by Lucy Dean April 9, 2008

hagood

A slothlike animal. It can typically be found lounging on a couch. Hagoods love to talk about absurd shit as well as play computer games. They tend to construct messy nests of dirty clothes and frat cups. Hagoods have perfectly fine intentions but have been known to irritate others by nesting in already occupied space.

"Dude, is that a Hagood; i didn't know they actually exist?!"

"Yeah, i know man, thats cus they sleep all the time."

by Mother Alpha December 14, 2008

Haywood Djublome

A very funny name, sounds like "Hey, Would You Blow Me?'

The name's Djublome, Haywood Djublome.

by JH, RS and AL January 27, 2012