hawkward

when a group of new acquaintances, or people who've just met, sit together in silence; looking ("hawking") (around the room, at eachother, etc.) awkardly.

The moments when your friend leaves the room and his/her friend stays there silently (seemingly waiting for you to start a conversation). Hawkward.

HALKWAARDD!!

by 3V15C3R4710N April 9, 2011

hawkward

The awkwardness that accompanies a group of unable bodies at the unfortunate institution called Illinois Tech, home of the Scarlet Hawks. Used to display dismay towards the general population of said school.

Just came back from a party at IIT, dang that sausage fest was hawkward.

by surreality June 26, 2008

hawkward

An adjective to describe a situation that is so startling, so uncomfortable, so inspiring of speechlessness, it supercedes the constraints of the awkward turtle. May be used in instances of a particularly revealing Freudian slip.

Signed by pointing hands in opposing directions, locking the thumbs, and flapping. An accompanying screech is necessary.

Coined by an English TA at Florida State

I need a girlfriend to suck me dry -- I mean bleed me dry!! HAWKWARD!

by Feter December 6, 2007

hawkward

Uncomfortable feeling (awkwardness) around some one that is "hawt".

Person 1: I totally just tripped into that hawt guy! ....

Person 2: Oh my gosh 0.0

Person 1: That was HAWKWARD ....

by Eliza Hooper October 28, 2011

hawkward

1. (adjective) used to describe things that are awkward in the extreme.

Tommy(dialing up his bff):"HEY BITCH WHAT'S UP?!"

Friend's Mom(answered phone):"Hello Tommy, this is 'Bitch's' mom."

Tommy:"Well this is hawkward."

by mhmitsyourmom December 9, 2009

hawkward

the state of being both highly physically attractive (hot) and somewhat socially unskilled (awkward)

Dude, that girl is totally being hawkward right now.

by loloashley June 21, 2011

hawkward

describes a situation which can be incredibly hot but also intensely awkward at the same time or potentially later on.

When Joe's girlfriend finally said yes to the 3-way with Joe's ex, he knew it would be a hawkward case of rebooty because of the matching tattoos Joe and his ex had.

by QCkaliRyder83 March 16, 2009