Hawkins

A Hawkins is someone who self-identifies dyslexic. You can't tell if they truly are but your suspicion grows the more you are around them. Can often be seen organizing anything in their line of sight, regardless of whether it's theirs or not. The term "Hawkins" is derived from the "Hawk Tuah" girl that became famous in the 21st century because she was a thirst trap and Hawkins are particularly vulnerable to these.

That Hawkins is always watching like Hawk for anything that is out of order.

"She is so bad" -Hawkins

That Hawkins can't spell shit

Hawkins by Plastered Dragon February 6, 2025

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Hawkins Hallow

An area located in Normallville, PA filled with trailers and everything known to man that's illegal including stripers, drugs, a lot of incest, and counterfeiting money. The majority of the people living there are scurfy, smell bad, don't take showers, and are highly uneducated.

girl 1-"See that girl right there"
girl 2-"Yea she looks pregnent"
girl 1-"She is and it's her brother's baby"
girl 2-"Well that's not a shocker she lives in Hawkins Hallow"

Hawkins Hallow by softball_lover#10 April 2, 2009

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Hawkins Banter

1) attempted belittlement or tomfoolery of poor quality and making no sense.
2) the polar opposite of Ledge banter (as seen on Soccer AM)

Friend A: You're barely good enough to play in goal let alone out on pitch.
Friend B: (Hawkins Banter) Yeah, but I can see the pitch and your mum can't.

Hawkins Banter by WFAF February 4, 2008

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hawkins indiana

Hawkins Indiana is a place we’re the show stranger things takes place, there you will find the new Star court ⭐️ And it also has the demogorgan and lots of other fun stuff!🦖

Person 1: hey have you ever been to Hawkins Indiana

Person 2: no

hawkins indiana by Www.imthebomb.com July 18, 2018