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When you think of the worst person you have ever met, and ever could meet - a Hattie is this - X100.

A Hattie epitomises the very reason why people commit suicide. Hatties have a genuine talent in sucking all life and happiness out of people and the world. THE ABSOLUTE PITS.

What usually happens with a Hatty is the development of a new "best friend" relationship, miraculously formed over the period of a few hours. With time, unfortunately, comes the realisation that one has thrust themselves head first into the ABYSS, with the constant fear of being referred to as 'Hattie's' friend.

If you want to make friends with someone so desperate for love and affection, get a fucking dog.
"That girl is UNBELIEVABLY annoying and won't leave me alone now! JESUS!"

- "Yeah I know mate, she's a complete Hattie."
Hattie by NBW May 7, 2009
A strange girl but usually funny. Has lots of laughs and over plans lots! She is usually gorgeous and amazing at sport even though she is clumsy she is a strong woman usually with no boobs.
I saw Hattie today she is cool .
The act of a skank having three children sired by three different men. It draws a stong relationship to the hat trick in hockey, where a player scores three goals in a single game.
Upon news of that skank's Hattie we all threw our hats at her feet.
Hattie by whiteboyrick March 3, 2014
A big fat ugly lesbian wannabe with a mole - see wordtank/word.
Hattie is a tank.
Hattie by bugger off May 26, 2003
A mad hatter with purple Doc martins and pink duffel coat. Also commonly know as splat.
Wow see that girl with the boots and duffel coat, she is such a hattie
Hattie by Shibby September 25, 2003
hattie is a psycho bitch.. but you know you love her. she's super artsy and is always trying to be original. she posts EVERYTHING on social media, and sometimes you wish she didn't, but you know you'd miss it if she wasn't there.
"Is that girl having a joint purely for snapchat?" "yeah man, it's hattie"