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Fuck off, Hasselhoff!

Angry rejection of a statement, suggestion or request.
Doug: Can I have one of your Schnitzels?
Alex: Fuck off, Hasselhoff! You must get your own.
by MrFurius May 6, 2010
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hasselhoffin

Whenever you are really drunk and you smash down some food
I just caught Dave Hasselhoffin like tweleve krystals.
by sphibcter x May 12, 2009
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a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.
I was drag racing my Friend the other day and I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008
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hasselhoffing

The act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.
I was totally Hasselhoffing my Big Mac when I got home from the bar.
by Deni Gra November 7, 2007
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david hasselhoff

Some guy we Germans are supposed to adore for some reason.
German guy 1: Hey, did you see David Hasselhoff last night on TV with that strange black talking car?
German guy 2: David who?
by MasterJoe August 21, 2006
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Hasselhoff

Verb. To quickly and sloppily eat a greasy food while drunk.

Past Tense: Hasselhoffed
I was so drunk last night that I stopped at Wendy's and hasselhoffed a 1/4 lb. Double Stack.
by Melanie434 June 16, 2007
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hasselhoffing

To name drop your own name in hopes of getting VIP treatment...often at a B rated facility.
That asshole was totally hasselhoffing his way into the Spice Girls reunion concert.
by 72andsunny January 14, 2015
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