offbrand_haruhi

he/she/they are vv pog and swag

offbrand_haruhi has a following of 1k on the popular app "Tiktok"

person 1: Hey do you watch offbrand_haruhi ?

person 2: Oh yeah! they are pretty pog and cool

by anonymous March 12, 2021

Pull a [Haruhi]

Joining every single club your school has to offer, only to quit all of them because are uninteresting. You may even form your own club afterward.

I'm going to Pull a Haruhi on clubs day because I'm bored.

by IG5 October 25, 2008

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

A Japanese Manga (comic book) and Anime series that many white American children pretend to love in order to project their fake-japanese (Wapanese) image. An otaku (Japanese term for geek) in an anime series called Lucky Star was a huge fan of Haruhi Suzumiya, and so every Wapanese feels like they have to be, too.

It is actually one of the most boring, slow and inane series ever, and it is likely to put you to sleep.

Wapanese: "Did you see that? That was just like that part in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya! Sugoi!"

Normal American: "Which part?"

Wapanese: "If you don't know, you're just a baka!"

Normal American: "You've never actually seen Haruhi, have you?"

by The Middle Road March 22, 2010

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Worst fucking series ever. It's not entertaining in any way and has annoying as hell voice acting. This series, for whatever the fuck reason, became extremely popular and has an enormous fanbase. The saddest and most pathetic thing about this series is that it tires VERY VERY HARD to make you laugh, and it falls flat on it's ass and fails. Of course all the wapanese and Otakus will argue that this series is "unique" or "original", and I’ll give them that, but keep in mind, being those things doesn't mean it's any GOOD! Fuck this series.

Wapanese kid: ZOMGZ! Dis iS FUUUNY!!

Otaku kid: I KNOWZ!!!11 I LOLLED WEHN DA THING KNOWZ IT'S A FILM AND MAKES FUN OF ITSELF!!!!111

Me: What the hell you two!? This shit isn't funny at all it's just pathetic and stupid. Whatever you guys watch this shit, I’m gonna go watch Hot Fuzz.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya blows ass.

by SetAbominae August 29, 2007

harshita

a girl whose smile can make ur day..!

carrying happiness like her wings
loves to give happiness on each and every face .. , her eyes full of spark , body full of charm . slays by her walk . if she falls in love then u cant find limits.. she is a conquerer , disciplined , having leadership qualities .. she is a girl full of creativity. she is a taste which u can never forget..!

harshita is the girl who wear diamond in her shoes ..nd she walks around like she’s got nothing to loose

by Abhiuday November 12, 2018

Harshit

Harshit is a very Cheerful Person. he is a Great Friend and probably the best you will ever meet. he can be very angry Sometimes and might Remember it for a Long Time. He Cares a Lot About his Friends and Everything He has. he is a Kind of Person you don't want to Fight With because it will make you pay back. Believes in whole-hearted commitment.

Person 1:- awww {harshit} is a Great Friend.
Person 2:- Oh yes He is indeed !!!

by SfXWoodlAnds September 25, 2020

sanzu haruchiyo

red flag I'm telling u RED FLAG. if you like haruchiyo you need to go see a therapist with me rn. anyways haruchiyo that one mf who's obsessed with loyalty (and drugs)- if u ain't loyal you outta there. his real name is akashi haruchiyo, he a walking red flag, he fine as hell and have you seen his siblings???? damn.

1- Red Flag
2- Psycho
3- Go see a therapist
(sanzu haruchiyo?? im obsessed).

by itsgaby December 10, 2021