HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

I was feeling rather horny, so I shoved a hard-boiled egg in my butt on a whim. It gave me the satisfaction I craved, but to my horror, when I tried to get it out, I discovered that it was lodged in my rectum.

This was around four hours ago, and the egg is still in there. I'm getting very scared. What should I do?
Update: I just tried fishing it out with a coat hanger, and it became snagged. I am bleeding profusely.

You Just Did A HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018

Joe Harted

Used to be good before disappearing off the face of the planet.

Examples include: Woolworths, Daniel Bedingfield and Arsenal football club

Q: Whatever happened to Tina from S Club 7
A: Totally Joe Harted

by Keeponsmiling January 25, 2021

Harte Hanks

Another word used when "ghetto" just isn't enough / Do-Rag, gang banger, hell...

AWWW SHIT DIZZAWG, THAT RIDE OF YOURS BE SO HARTE HANKS!

Awwwwwww nawwww foo! My familiy was so Harte Hanks, that we had to beat the shit out of ourselves once our popz was too tired to do it.

by c0balt January 27, 2003

harterpernounce

1.Any language that a person is attempting to learn.
2. Any foreign language

How is it that you speak impeccable Harterpernounce?

by sportster_16301 December 30, 2003

haregewoin

Amazing wonderful person who is nice and sweet. She is shy at first but after you know her she doesn't feel shy around you.

Haregewoin is...

by IHD SVZHG November 11, 2019

James hartigan

James is a big man with balls the size of bowling balls, he is super strong and epic

Wow James hartigan, you are epic

by Jaaaaaaaa June 27, 2022

Harter

To break a 5 iron golf club over your knee. Preferably your knee without the Patrick Ewing knee brace. Then proceed to insert the grip part of the golf club in the women’s butthole. Take the club part and put it in her vagina. After this you can scream, “Hole in Two!”

Doug was playing well until he gave the cart girl a Harter. After that he became flustered and had a triple bogey. It was worth it though.

by Johnny Longknuckle July 11, 2018