Harfof

Harf·of

Harfof, a neutral word used to describe a person. The word gains meaning from the context it's used in.

Plural of harfof - Harfofen.
A group of harfofen is called a suicide.

Man 1: "Dude, do you see that guy over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah man, he's such a harfof."
OR
Woman 1: "Hey, is someone in class?"
Woman 2: "Yeah, a suicide of harfofen!"

by TheTrueHarfof January 1, 2019

Harnit

an oblivious, unco-ordinated series of events randomly taking place spontaneously for no particular reason

Oh man, that talking aligator was so harnit!

by Inthe313 April 21, 2011

Harnule

He’s a shy boy with a micro penis but compensated for it with his huge throbbing heart. He has a strict diet and if bound to the constructs of maths and physics. He can be funny and happy but only after you feed him, otherwise he’s a grumpy dick soar. He loves to party but often you will see him barricaded in his room watching anime for days on end. He can often go by fake aliases such as Peter, John, Alex, Nathan, Frank and Solomon. If you have a Harnule don’t let him go, instead cage him to a pole because he’s a keeper.

Girl 1: his penis was so small
Girl 2: oh must be a Harnule

by Frankfurt John Lenon March 22, 2022

Harnoor

Harnoor is a sweet, loving type of person. She is funny, and any man would be lucky to have her. To have Harnoor in your life is to make your life better, in so many ways. Nobody will ever be able to express how wonderful she is, no matter how hard I try. She will always be on your mind, always the most beautiful thing to ever live, and always my one and only. Thank you Harnoor, for being you

I love you, Harnoor. Happy birthday.

by RegularMedal385 March 16, 2017

sillyboy harness

A harness or leash for toddlers or unruly little tykes that a parent puts on the child while on outtings or shopping events to prevent the youngsters from becoming lost or getting into mischief.

Nancy's little brat goes wild when she takes him to the mall so she has to put a sillyboy harness on him to keep from having to chase him all over the place while she shops.

by timjb1 January 10, 2008

harfniffer

One who engages in the practice of biting at his/her fart bubbbles in a bathtub or pool.

Dude! That's gross, you harfniffer!

by Jay August 11, 2004

Harfnads

A disgusting scenario in which one finds himself with vomit on his testicles.

Gregory woke after a long night of merrymaking and discovered that he had Harfnads.

by Dwight Howle November 28, 2010