Happy slapping

Chav: "Ha, wuddend it be funneh to kick the fuck out of that man and then record it and show all arr m8s!"
Chav 2: "Proppa origanal idea, dat!"
by Spuff July 28, 2005
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where twat townies come up to a person and slap them whilst one of their mates record it on a cam fone
There is, however, a reversal but u gotta get your timin right (u can see wen its gonna happen cos a chav will be walkin fairly quickly to you and close by someone will have a fone out aimin roughly in ur direction. when he brings his hand up hes vulnerable, and then you slap him, AS HARD AS POSSIBLE!!! then run off give em the finger if you want just to add effect
(3 times out of four ive pulled this one)
some chav tried to happy slap me
really
yeah but i got him first
by schmuckman February 23, 2005
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something boys of about 16 love having on their phones where rude boys slap strangers. not very funny especially when you've seen so many of them.
release the peace nigger
*slap*
by rathsangatas drink December 07, 2004
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A recent craze in which chavs ambush an innocent passer-by, and beat them up while one of the gang videos the whole episode on their mobile phone. The video is kept as a trophy and passed round the class at school.

The chavs who engage in this don't seem to recognise it as assault or have any kind of conscience, which is very worrying. How long will it be before we read about "happy rapes" or "happy murders"?
In London, British Transport police have investigated 200 happy-slapping incidents in the past six months, with eight people charged with attacks at south London stations and bus stops in January alone
by Zoggi June 07, 2006
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A bunch of cunting chavs who hit people when least expected and film it for fun
"I was sitting next to the dude who got happy slapped on the way home" - Mary
by Theoneandonlylaura June 27, 2005
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Proof that the the human race has reached the peak of evolution and is now going back to it's roots through rapid de-evolution. For further evidence, see Chavs, Pikeys, Gyppos etc. They are the scum of the earth, the downpoint of life itself, a different species, even.
Why's he pointing his phone at u....OW!!!
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Thats fucked up man, i'm english and I go down to Londo na lot but I've never seen happy-slapping, its some fucked up shit. IF anyone ever tries that to me they'll wish they'd never been born. Anyone who gets this done to them, just fuckin beat the shit out of whoever does it or just pull a gun on them, watch the pussies run off. Arm yourslefs for chav cleansing.
If I ever see anyone being happy slapped I'm gonna run right up to whoever did it and fuckin give the muthafucker the worst punch hes ever had.
by I fuckin hate chavs April 18, 2005
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