Happier than a two peckered puppy

Really happy, elated

Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?

by jrwright August 22, 2011

happier than a queer in a pickle factory

To describe happiness or excitement about an event. In relation to a fag's excitement over working in a pickle factory.

Ex: "Chad: I WON THE LOTTERY!"

"Chad's Wife: thats great hunny how do you feel?"

"Chad: HAPPIER THAN A QUEER IN A PICKLE FACTORY!"

by PseudonymBoomerFaggot64 September 11, 2019

happier than a fag in a bag of dicks

An instance of extreme elation similar to the felling experienced by a homosexual when trapped in a bag filled with his food of choice.

"I just won the lottery in the middle of a recession and now i'm happier than a fag in a bag of dicks!"

by The Bay Area Stranger April 21, 2009

happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks

Extremely pleased, as when a gay man has a whole lot of penises to play with.

He was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks when he found out he'd won the lottery.

by Steve-Oh November 18, 2004

happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)

He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

by @ibreiden May 16, 2016

Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

Super excited. Exuberant.

When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

by AprilsBoyToy September 22, 2011

The less I participate in worldly things, the HAPPIER I am.

1. Self explanatory
2. Enlightenment,,,healing,,,self help.

-good luck losers.

WOW Joe,,,pop culture is GARBAGE. I know,,,The less I participate in worldly things, the HAPPIER I am.

by XLNT Eagle February 9, 2023