hans

hans (v): to force a dog into the street using mind powers, making it get run over by a car

There was a loud crunch sound when hans was hansed by Sofie.

by Perse July 11, 2006

hans

when u easily convince someone to do something

Joe: Hey want to go to the party?
Mitch: no, i really hav to study
Joe: come on its gunna be a lot of fun.
Mitch: ok ill go
Joe: i just hans'd ya. haha

by ranmaker March 18, 2008

Hans

Hans is the most handsome mofo, he makes all the girls moist and wet. Everyone Loves Hans more than Alan.

Girl: Is that Hans?
Other Girl: Yes
Girl: Instant Nut

by Hans(The Original) March 21, 2018

Hans

A florida term for a Pit Bull warrior.

That Hans is a madman!

by Bawss Hawg September 5, 2008

Hans

A Hans will always play dirty at the resistance and you'll never know for sure if he is a resistance fighter or just a douche.

A Hans is a douche.

by fmeister June 12, 2019

Hans

A person who is tall, very skinny and an all around pussy ass bitch. Has no friends. Likes to talk himself up like he is the best business man in the world, although he is a con-artist piece of shit. Tends to beat his girlfriends and keeps criminal company. Usually smells like cat urine and wet towels, doesn't shower often. Can usually be seen smoking crack and engaging in acts of sodomy. Lives in welfare housing and lives off of foodstamps.

That guy smells like a total Hans!

by ProfessorX7894 August 16, 2011

hans

short for Hans Solo, aka, solo, aka alone.

Doug: Did you go to Ricks last night?
T-Roget: Yeah, but everyone hoe'd so I had to go hans.
Doug: That's complete Anderson, you won't.
T-Roget: Smoke, at least I blacked. SOP.

by Daniel Kraig January 6, 2008