hanasexual

Only being attracted to hana who is a fucking blessing to human kind.

Person 1 : Yo that guy is totally into you
Person 2 : Idc, I'm hanasexual

Person 1 : Uhm, what?
Person 2 : I am hanasexual.
Person 1 : *backs away hits a pole falls in a manhole*

by sxcker October 7, 2020

Hanzsexual

To be gay but lie and say you have a girlfriend from another country

Friend 1: Yo did you see Sean’s girlfriend from England, she’s hot
Friend 2: Nah come on man, Sean is a total Hanzsexual

by Squirrelrebellion June 26, 2018

Hansexual

You become hansexual when:

a) There's one person who's the exception to your sexual orientation.

b) One person changes your sexual orientation.

a) I know I'm lesbian but goddamn, I'd do crazy hansexual things to Brian Boitano.

b) Ya so Megan Fox is turning me hansexual...

by Justsomefoodforthought August 17, 2011

Hangesexual

only being attracted to Hange Zoe from "attack on titan", also known as "shingeki no kyojin".

person1: why are you still single? There are lots of hot people that like you!
person2: you see, i'm not into them, i'm hangesexual

by jhfjasfhdvgxdf February 21, 2021

Hanosexual

An equal combination of Homosexual and Pansexual.

The attraction to the same sex, though open minded in relationships with the opposite sex.

"I though Anthony was Homosexual, but he's with Kay?"
"No, he's Hanosexual. He's Gay, but he'll date a female"

by Kayanthony January 15, 2009

happysexual

Someone who doesn't categorize their sexual preference.

I'm not heterosexual, homosexual or bisexual. I'm happysexual, whoever makes me happy.

by TheDesiredOne November 6, 2013

handosexual

someone who has the sole intention of mating with their own hand. Should not be confused with an asexual organism, which does have the intention of procreating.

Billy is a handosexual, don't you know.

by the_natsci May 31, 2005