infinity plus shipping and handling

Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.

"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"

"Nothing"

"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"

"WTF?"

by Bryan B June 9, 2005

handlin my business

1. getting a favor done that you yourself probably could not do without this other persons help.

2. But usually you hear this from drug dealers who are taking care of something "business related" real quick.

3. sometimes "your business" can be personal, either with homework, a fight with a bully, YOU YOURSELF can handle your own personal drama, and call it handlin your business.

4. Handling your business never takes that long. this is something that can be done very quickly in less than two hours. always.

"Hey man, thanks for handlin my business earlier, when my parents came over."

"ya! i'll be over, after i handle my business!"

"go outside, handle your business, and come back to me with my ends"

by Jendoof March 7, 2010

handling the merchandise

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act

"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"

by von groovy September 15, 2019

shipping'n'handling

An excuse for the manufacturer to make you pay more money to order a product.

"I know it's necessary but I hate to have to cough up a bunch of more loot just so they can friggin' package the thing in a cardboard box! lol "
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

Shipping and Handling

The amount of cash added to the price of marijuana for moving it.

Dave: 60 bucks for mids?! I don't think so!
Walter: Chill your nuts! It's an extra 5 for shipping and handling 'cuz i gotta move this shit.

by suburbania January 21, 2011

artificial handling

When an employee pretends to work an assignment or file by putting some bullshit notes in the file, but never really works on it. This gives the appearance that the assignment, case or project is moving forward. Ultimately the case is not resolved.

This file looks like artificial handling. Nobody was ever contacted but the notes show their were multiple attempts to contact.

Notes: Called Party A, no answer, left message. Called Party B, too busy to talk. Waiting for additional information from the parties.

by cjgarcia20 April 10, 2011

handsion

A handjob one receives in a mansion.

Matt: Dude, I was over at Kim's place and she totally gave me a handjob.

Stefan: Kim's got such a big house, I'd say you got a handsion!

by notfrattler March 21, 2013