Handitard

1.A person which barely qualifies as handicapped yet is a douchebag. 2. Someone who is a complete failure.

"That fucker just cut me off what a handitard."

by BobfromCanada July 15, 2009

handitards

A handi-tard is the combination of handicapped and retarded. My friend accidentlly made up this term when trying to say both words at the same time, and that came out.

When I was at the park, I saw these people in wheel chairs and helmets and instantly I knew that they were handitards.

by Maynard5 May 19, 2006

Handitard

A cross between the words handicapped and retard. However each cancels the other out when said together ie. a gay queer. Is used to insult someone of low IQ or with a generic deformity. Also used to describe someone with a noticeable affliction.

(Robbie) 'Wots wrong with him?'
(Shrek) 'I dunno but hes walking like a handitard!'

by ismiseshrek December 28, 2007

handitard

someone who is retarted and handicapped. In other words a complete freak of nature fuck up.

that steve o is a handitard.

my sister shits herself that fucking handitard

by smashed bag of assholes January 10, 2007

Handitard

A physically handicapped retard

"Good god, you are such a fucking handitard!"
"Look at that guy over there... I think he's a handitard."

by madman1050 September 21, 2016

tardy hardy

In origin, a Canadian-Irish phrase for an artistic talent brought on by multiple generations of family in play brought on by exterior colonial pressures, associated with the animal Tardigrade. Closely linked to resistance, and can manifest as an allergic reaction to environments perceived as alien and obscure . In ancient times, sufferers who showed this allergy in abundance were shunned, and hunted.

Wow, I don't understand how he does that?! It's bizarre. He must have some real Tardy Hardy in him.

by StopJack January 19, 2018

tardy hardy

person who wears underwear really low

tardy hardy

by tardy hardy 3 June 10, 2024