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Kentucky Handkerchief

The practice of blowing snot out of one's nose by pressing shut one nostril and violently exhaling through the open nostril.
Dude, my nose is running and I don't have my snotrag.

Just use your Kentucky Handkerchief why don'tcha?

Handkerchief
by docdoober1 July 21, 2009
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Jewish Handkerchief

While performing oral-sex on a female, insert one's nose into the vagina and discharge/ blow/ exhale through the nostrils with increased velocity.
Isaiah had no kleenex to blow his nose, so he performed a Jewish Handkerchief on his girlfriend. Subsequently relieving congestion and leaving both parties satisfied.
by Skiamac April 19, 2010
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Magician's handkerchief

When you masturbate with both hands, alternating strokes so that you are going in the same direction in a continuous motion, like how a magician pulls on an infinite handkerchief.
Last night I lubed up both hands and gave myself a tug on the magician's handkerchief.
by Adam Bones May 14, 2016
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Arabian Handkerchief

The act of blowing one's nose into a female's beef curtains.
Me having a cold and her loose vagina, combined with a mutual love for foreplay, lead to an Arabian handkerchief to start off our lovemaking.
by Benjamin W. Newport January 3, 2008
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sailor's handkerchief

when you blow snot out of your nose onto the ground because you don't have a kleenex or hanky to use.
The cold air made my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.
by Woody Thomas September 13, 2008
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German Handkerchief

The act of defecating into the oral cavity of another person, covering the mouth until the person sneezes, and shit runs down their nose. Then you wipe the shit off with your scrotum .
Man I'm still blowing shit out my nose from that German Handkerchief you gave me last night.
by Burito March 31, 2008
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Haitian Handkerchief

When a woman stretches her labia over her partner's mouth and nose, and then her partner blows their nose.
I was going down on my girl while I had severe allergies. She suggested a Haitian Handkerchief for efficiency.
by Indy the Great January 23, 2019
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