Palmela Handerson

Masterbation.

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.

by Scooby Blue June 3, 2009

Pummela Handerson

A nickname given to one's hand when masturbating to make it sound slightly more glorious (i.e. like "Pamela Anderson")

So you went home and scored with Pummela Handerson?

by Spit Blood April 20, 2003

palma handerson

The nick name you give your beater hand

My nigga got a date with Palma Handerson tonight aka his left hand

by Homie Pillows September 17, 2017

Palmela Handerson

A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.

The name of a mans dominant wanking hand

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Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.

by Kribby December 11, 2018

happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

W'handerson

W’handerson is the name of a person full of life who aims at bringing joy to the people around him. It is an individual with artistic skills and who is in constant quest to better himself. W’handerson experienced losses but turned them around to positive outcomes. He is funny, intellectual, loyal, hard working and extremely handsome.

W'handerson brought the party to life again!

by Spirityourfriend November 23, 2021

Palmela Handerson

A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.

"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."

by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022