John HandCock

When ur finished fucking a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, and use ur Hands to sign your name on her chest.

After I paid her a Ben Franklin, I gave her a John HandCock.

by The Kid's Killin December 8, 2007

Hancocked

when a man confesses his love for a woman and her saying naa i DO NOT feel the same way, bare awkwardness ensuses

jeremy: i really like you <3
lexxy:lol i dont feel the same way, sorry :,)
Jeremy: this is gonna be well awkward now....
lexxy:kl.
jeremy:looks like ive been hancocked
lexxy: ye you have

jeremy is now offline

by thats not art January 8, 2010

herbie handcock

The real delegate who contributed in writing of the Decleration of Independence; often confused with John Handcock

"I'm just going to need the old John Handcock on these..."
"It's Herbie Hnndcock..."

by Pabs September 22, 2003

Handcock

Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock

I got a 2 1/2 handcock

by XxXDownarXxX August 13, 2008

Handcock

Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock

I got a 2 1/2 handcock

by XxXDownarXxX August 13, 2008

John Handcocker

The act of jerking off, or stroking your cock while engaging in intercourse. The act has one, two, and three finger variants; however, the three finger variant is the original form. Performed by inserting your pointer finger, up to and including your middle and ring fingers, into the woman's vagina under the shaft of your penis. Then gripping around the shaft leaving the thumb exposed over the top near the clitoris. Once held into position you proceed to stroke yourself while performing intercourse.

Ex 1:
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."

Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."

by TeoDee September 13, 2017

Johnny Halfcocked

One who goes off half cocked, and drops stuff in shit. It helps if the person's name is Johnny but not necessary.

Hey!!

Johnny halfcocked just dropped that hacksaw blade in the oil sump.

by Big Clock August 6, 2009