Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down

Two guys sit on the same toilet, facing opposite directions, while reaching around and giving the other guy a handjob. As this occurs, both guys are taking a huge crap, and aftrwards, each guy fingers the other's butthole.

"Hey, there is only one toilet, let's just share this one."

"Alright, and maybe we can do some Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down while we're at it?"

"Of course, just make sure that you wash your hands real good when we're done."

by i_is_a_real_boy March 18, 2010

hill billy hand me down

When your done fucking your sister and you hand her down to another family member

Hey cousin Sally is here I'm first the n I kick you a hill billy hand me down that way you fuck her too.

by Schwindlers list April 22, 2023

Hand-me-down

When you are having sex with a partner and the one on top sips from a drink (cause gravity) and then they slowly release it into the other partners mouth

Yo bro, she gave me a hand-me-down last night! It was so rad, I didn’t have to drink by myself

by Monkeyman132 January 6, 2022

Hand Me Down

The act of a female jacking you off while she takes a shit

My ex have me hand me down right before we showered.

by HarleyMegan May 12, 2025

Hand me downs syndrome

1) When a younger sibling feels entitled to everything their elder sibling owns.

1)Agh! My little sister stole my new Mac lipstick again! She's got total hand me downs syndrome!

by Ulessa April 20, 2017

hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"

I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!

by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025

hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"

I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!

by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025