hand sanitizer 

a chemical compound used to clean your hands and was a BIG THING in 2020 but now people just put scent in it. but honestly non flavored is better than coke ngl

bro this is 2020 go put on hand sanitizer covid type shit

hand sanitizer by thefunniman10102020 October 26, 2022

hand sanitizer kink 

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans

person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

hand sanitizer kink by kappakappa October 4, 2021

hand sanitizer bomb

A weapon of mass destruction often constructed in class room settings in which the availability of hand sanitizer and tissues is abundant. One creates a hand sanitizer bomb by squirting a significant amount of hand sanitizer into one or a layer of tissues and then folds the tissue in on itself to create a bulbous sac of hand sanitizer. The rest of the unused tissue is twisted as the hand sanitizer wets it creating hold for the tissue to stay closed. Bomb is then grabbed by its loose and dry end and thrown at desirable target.
Similar to a hand lotion bomb

"Man, I got nailed with a hand sanitizer bomb and now my back is soaked."

hand sanitizer bomb by forerunnerrocker June 14, 2008

hand sanitizer man 

Canada's second official supervillain (the first being PeePeePooPoo man) he walks around carrying a bottle of hand sanitizer squirting it at whoever or whatever he wants whenever he wants. as of typing this the hand sanitizer man has not been identified.

friend: why is my car covered in hand sanitizer

me: must have been the hand sanitizer man

hand sanitizer man by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

Hand sanitizer fact by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

hand sanitizer gun 

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer

Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun

hand sanitizer gun by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

pimp hand sanitizer 

a hand sanitizer that kills 99% or more of bacteria on contact; usually consumed by pimps after pimping along time

Damn! That Pimp hand sanitizer works so well, my hand smells so spring-time fresh and clean!

Purell, Germ x, ect.

pimp hand sanitizer by Pimp Daddy Master April 23, 2007